My free, no-nonsense guide to those puzzling gardening words that confound, confuse or are downright comedy.
 
When I started gardening, it felt like an alienating, foreign language that only special, talented people who had gardening in their blood were permitted to understand.
 
So here's a guide for the baffled, the perplexed and the time-poor among us.
 
This guide will help break down what you really need to understand and why. I've grouped it into
 
words to describe plants,
some confusing gardening tasks
soil sayings.
 
You can download it, screen shot it, print it, scribble on it - it's yours to keep!